Val’s Voice – Nov. 5, 2006

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Pam’s roundtable which will air the weekend of the 10th and the 24th is very spirited this month. Try to catch it if you can. (they cover love and war) The Out and About Show now airs on Friday nights @ 8:30pm, in addition to the regular times Saturday nights @ 9:30pm and Sunday nights @ 10:00pm. It also airs @ 2am on Saturdays and Sundays too.
 
I am beginning to think ELLEN is trying to change her show into a FREAK SHOW! I guess she REALLY means it when she says, "I’M GOING TO FREAK YOUR FREAK!!" This week she had a woman on who hasn’t cut her toe nails since 1981! I could barely look at that, cause …really folks, isn’t that just down right nasty?!! EEEK!! She also had a contortionist on that same show. Maybe that’s why this woman hasn’t cut her toe nails in all these years…she can’t reach them!!?   (get it? It would take a contortionist to reach them?) oh well, maybe with jokes like that I will FINALLY get my shot on the ELLEN SHOW!

CONGRATULATIONS go out to Miss Brown. She won the tires that Goodyear was giving away at the Business Expo last weekend. YOU GO GIRL! (now that you have the tires to do that!) (see photo gallery for photos from the expo)

Well, I guess we see what The TITANS really have now, right? What a mess! While on the other hand the PREDS are still looking FANTASTIC! ALL ON BOARD!!

This week, the movie was, "MEMORIES OF A GEISHA". Now, if you are like me, and have been considering converting yourself to the life of a Geisha you may choose to watch this movie for reference sake. After all…just WHAT does a Geisha do? I think you all know by now, that I am all about ‘style’, so you may think I am considering this conversion for ‘fashion sake’, alone. However, there are so many other customs that I found appealing. WHY wouldn’t I want to devote my every move to making sure some ‘gentleman’ is extremely comfortable? WHY wouldn’t I want to sit at his feet, be quiet and pretend he knows everything? WHY wouldn’t I want to wear those silk kimonos? (I am sure I would look fabulous in one!)heehee Maybe I will start a new  fashion trend for lesbians, FLANNEL KIMONOS! (topped with a MULLET, of course) Can you visualize that? It was quite an eye opening movie and once again, I have counted my blessings in life. On the ‘other’ hand, I did like this movie though. So, I shall give it 3.5 VALSTARS.

THE L-WORD begins early next year, my sources tell me January 7!! YEA!! This year looks to be a ‘scorcher’!! Cybil Shepherd will certainly add some spice. Then, what about Marlee Matlin? For those of you who care, Marina is set to return for at least  2 episodes. (she wasn’t MY cup of tea) It should be quite fun and I KNOW you will enjoy my “special take” on each episode again, right?heehee and, who knows…MAYBE Dana will wake up and realize it was all just a "BAD DREAM"!!?

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JERRY!!


Lao Tzu-"Trying to understand is like straining through muddy water. Be still and allow the mud to settle.ˇ


till next time…

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  • NOVEMBER-9-DELTA BURKE (PROBABLY RELATED TO ME) & LESLIE JORDAN COMING TO
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  • NOVEMBER-10 & 11- PREDS PLAY (THE 11TH IS A HOME GAME)
  • NOVEMBER-11-ARTRAGEOUS
  • NOVEMBER-11-12-SOUTHERN BAPTIST SISSIES AND SORDID LIVES PLAY @ TPAC
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  • @ 8:30PM
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