Val’s Voice – March 19, 2007

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Well, it has FINALLY gotten here! YES, I am talking about the premiere of, “PREMONITION”, Sandy Bullock’s new movie. I will warn you it is one of those movies that take some thought to figure out. But, the important things are that Sandy looks great in this movie AND that her acting is fabulous!! On a scale of 1-10, I shall give this movie 1,000 VALSTARS! heehee Did anyone happen to catch Sandy on ELLEN last week? Ellen was ‘trying’ to hit on her, (telling Sandy, “Tell me you love me!” To which Sandy replied, “It’s going to be a long time till you get my love!”) till Sandy finally took one of those ‘break away’ bottles and HIT Ellen on the head! Cause, as I am sure you all have probably guessed by now, Ellen is probably TRYING to steal my Sandy from me! (just like she steals my jokes, right?) and the rivalry goes on and on and on……

The PREDS finally pulled another win out. It is getting down to “crunch time” with about 10 games left to play in regular season. I’m beginning to think FORSBERG’S name is REALLY FLOORSBERG!! (since that is where he spends MOST of his time!)

I’m sure that everyone has heard the news story about the dog food, right? If you haven’t you need to go to newschannel5.com to check out this story about canned dog food that has been recalled. Dogs are dying, so make sure your dog food isn’t on the list.

Did everyone survive their, St Patty’s Day Celebration? Does everyone know if they are Irish or not? I KNOW it doesn’t really matter to some people whether they are really Irish or not, especially, when it comes time to party, right? GREEN BEER FOR EVERYONE!!! WHOO-HOO!

AND NOW A WORD ABOUT THE L-WORD….

Well, Kit has found out that it takes a lot more than booze and drugs to make a real lesbian out of herself, didn’t she? Shane is becoming quite the ‘father figure’, is she going to become a rival for Max, INSTEAD of Papi? Or is George Michael going to show up on a park bench and sing a few bars for them? What about ‘poor Helena’ (who’d a thunk that I would be using those 2 words together?) Has she become a gambling prostitute? Then, there is Bette and Tina, teetering dangerously close to “REUNION SEX”!! (and I am not talking about high school!)  How much more fun can Alice have on an Army base? Will Alice wait for Tasha while she pulls her duty in IRAQ? Will she drop and give her twenty? Will Phyllis wind up in one of her students’ beds? (after all it DOES seem to be a trend these days) and FINALLY…will Jenny be written out of her own story? Or will Bette kill her first? These questions and more will be asked next week. Don’t forget this week is the final episode for this season, so prepare yourself for the “cliff-hanger”!

UPCOMING EVENTS:  

  • MARCH-21- MS. BROWN’S BIRTHDAY (hey, did we ever have her party from last year, yet?) heehee 
  • MARCH-23-GIRLS NIGHT OUT DINNER @ 7PM RED ROBIN (MURFREESBORO)
  • MARCH-24-MS. BROWN’S B/DAY BASH @ THE POISON BAR
  • MARCH-30-31-MARYLAND FARMS RACQUETBALL TOURNAMENT (OF COURSE YOU ALL KNOW I AM BACK IN TRAINING AGAIN) PLEASE PASS THE M&M’S  
  • MARCH-31-HRC DINNER

DON’T FORGET TO WATCH? THE OUT AND ABOUT TODAY SHOW ON WEEKENDS FRIDAY NIGHT @ 8:30PM, SATURDAY @ 2AM & 9:30PM AND SUNDAY @ 2AM & 10:00PM

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Kahlil Gibran: “We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.”