Val’s Voice – Feb. 6, 2007

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THEY BLANKED THE DUCKS!!!!

Yes, the PREDS won big time last Saturday night, leaving the Ducks, scoreless. The chant, “we are number one” is actually the truth this year! The Anaheim Ducks are one of the best teams in the league and yet…they couldn’t get a handle on the situation. (Although, they DID try to get a STICK on the situation quite a few times!) 

For those of you who don’t know, "high sticking" is just one of many fouls in the game of hockey. They looked and skated very well. I’m telling you; this is the year for The PREDS to get to the Stanley Cup. If you haven’t been to a game, you should treat yourself to at least one and support this winning team.

Checked out Robin’s open house this week. It appeared to be quite a turn-out. There were some very cute dogs that made the scene, as you can tell by checking out Frank! Isn’t he the cutest!? Then there was Shakespeare, an eight-week-old Pomeranian, who looked like a little stuffed dog. Adorable! I had to ask if he was real.

This store is located on Murphy Road right in the area where Park Cafe is. For all your dog needs or wants, stop on in and see Robin. There is a hair salon next door, and I did happen to notice an escapee browsing the dog items. I guess it was the tin foil in her hair that gave her away. Robin seemed quite happy with the turn out. Renee made some tasty treats that everyone had to keep asking if they were for the dogs or the people. I am pretty sure I ate a dog biscuit at one point, but she kept insisting they weren’t. (I think she was trying to play a trick on me.)

What about that SUPERBOWL? I thought Manning was going to be sacked more times than a Kroger bag, but I guess I can’t use that joke anymore, huh? Is Rex Grossman the worse QB to ever play in the SUPERBOWL? Can you imagine what it is like to have GROSSMAN for your last name? I am sure he heard plenty of ragging in school AND in the SUPERBOWL LOCKER ROOM , as a matter of fact. Did anyone see Stevie Nicks? I heard she was going to do a song or two, but never saw her. WHY, didn’t anyone have anything to say about, PRINCE’S MALFUNCTION? When he was doing the silhouette show?  SAY WHAT??! The last time I saw a silhouette show  that  obscene, was when Linda was seen dragging Michelle to the bucket!

AND NOW A WORD ABOUT THE L-WORD…..

Ok, NOT that I know EVERYTHING about smoking pot, but I sure don’t remember the shot guns being quite like that one. Seems like they used to put the whole joint in their mouth (the LIT end first, mind you) then blew into the receivers mouth. And, EVEN THEN, it still wasn’t as hot as that one! Bette sure does give in to things fairly easy, doesn’t she? Especially for a professor! Shouldn’t she be worried about her reputation? I don’t know HOW anyone could have discovered Angus’ affair, especially since they were being SO discreet. Weren’t they having sex in the kid’s playroom? Does EVERYONE else STILL want to slap Jenny? (The dog scene was a little more than we needed, don’t you agree?) I was hoping that maybe the vet would slip and stick it  (the needle) to Jenny by mistake! And, what about poor Cybil? We all knew that Alice would have to cut her loose sooner or later, didn’t we? After all, there is only so much “good sex” a lesbian can have before it gets all clouded with emotions, right? Look how Vanilla Spice has started acting this year! I wonder if Alice will still be able to look at THE CHART in the same way again. Don’t you think a fatal attraction would be an interesting cliff-hanger for this season? Just think…a shot rings out and we have to wait till the next season…remember who shot J.R.? DALLAS? I KNOW that is digging up bones, but it was huge! By the way, Marlee sure is getting around these days, did you happen to catch her at the SUPERBOWL? Was she kissing a woman there too? Now THAT, would have been a half-time show!

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George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart: "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she’s behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail."

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UPCOMING EVENTS:

  • FEBRUARY-9-HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIA
  • FEBRUARY-11-THE GRAMMIES
  • FEBRUARY-14-VAL—-ENTINE’S DAY (DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY?)
  • FEBRUARY-19-VDAY!!! (MY B/DAY OF COURSE!!) THE ACTUAL DAY ANYWAY, BUT DON’T LET THAT STOP YOU FROM CELEBRATING ALL MONTH, OK? FORGET ABOUT PRESIDENT’S DAY!!!
  • FEBRUARY 23- GIRLS NIGHT OUT DINNER AT RAFFERTY’S 100 OAKS @ 7PM RSVP GIRLSNIGHTOUTNASHVILLE@YAHOO.COM
  • FEBRUARY-24-TENNESSEE STATE RACQUETBALL TOURNAMENT
  • FEBRUARY-25-ELLEN HOSTS THE OSCARS
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