Val’s Voice (1/21/08)

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Well, I checked out the Nashville Pride January Jubilee Saturday night (see photos right and gallery link below) and it was quite fun for us! I won a weekend at the DOUBLETREE HOTEL downtown Nashville (which by the way is a 240.00 value) and then I bid on and won a NASH TRASH TOUR…WHOO-HOO!! I think we should get a group to go on that one, don’t you? I have heard it is quite fun! LA was the only woman to bid in the "live auction" and she won a night at OPRYLAND HOTEL with a RELACHE’ package included. (I am sure I don’t have to remind you all how much I love those massage packages, do I?) Although, one guy did try to challenge her on that one, he FINALLY gave up..I mean after all he already had a HUSTLER BAG OF GOODIES that he had won anyway…what did he need a night at OPRYLAND for?

They also auctioned off a sleep number bed, I was confused thinking that the longer I lay on the bed the better my chances for, ‘SQUATTERS RIGHTS’ were. However, that proved to be false, when they STARTED the bidding at $1,000.00!GEEZ! What’s a SQUATTER to do??? That bed ended up selling for $1600.00, which was still a true bargain since it was valued at $3,000.00.

You can read more about this in O&AN next month, so please check it out.

Caught the movie, "JUNO" this week. It turned out to be a ‘quirky’ likable little movie. I shall give it 3.5 VALSTARS. It has humor, love and a message..what more could you want?

THIS JUST IN FROM SINDY SCALFI:

I wanted to tell you about my new radio show launching this Sunday, January 27, at 11 am on 1510 AM WLAC. It will be an hour talk radio show called Canines & Guardians Radio….the show will be about training and advocacy and any other animal related topics. I am very excited about this show and my intent is to help raise the quality of life for dogs and all animals through education, entertainment and inpiration…Please join me on Sunday at 11….if you have any questions about training or behavior, please email me at caninesandguardians@hotmail.com.  During the next few weeks, I will be answering emails on the show, etc.  thanks..

I was alerted to this little tid bit of info from one of our loyal L-WORDERS

Not only do we have Marlee Maitlin, Cybill Shepherd and all the other great cast members on The L Word, this season we also get Kelly McGillis! She shows up soon in part of the Don’t Ask – Don’t Tell policy. Which "side" is she on? Wait and see ….. and then (?) or not…..  And, we have new hottie Malaya Rivera Drew (Jenny’s new nerdy, soon-to-be-psycho[?] assistant) and Cybill’s real life daughter, Clementine.

Finally, Paris Hilton has showed up at the LA premiers of The L Word of both episodes 501 and 502. She partied with the elite, including Daniela Sea (Moria/Max), and left with Katherine Moennig (Shane) the first night to go to Falcon’s lesbian night, where they were reported holding hands (YUCK!) For episode two, Moennig was nowhere to be found and Hilton carried on and cuddled with Sea (Yuck again!)

It is reported that Hilton is begging for a spot on L Word’s next season

AND NOW…A WORD ABOUT THE L-WORD FROM THIS WEEK…..Patrice Gifford
It is always wise to stop wishing for things long enough to enjoy the fragrance of those now flowering.

Can you believe Tina is such a slut?  I mean, all that groping and sweating and grabbing those fake boobs (and IF you have fake boobs can you still feel sensations?) Since Shane is giving up sex and all that drama that comes with it, will Shane end up with ‘POPEYE ARMS’  from all her workouts or at least carpal tunnel  from ‘working on herself’ (heehee) before she gives in to sex again? And since Bette was ‘baptized’ by Jodi’s old friends did that change her into a ‘STEP-FORD GIRLFRIEND’? (she DID seem to be acting rather peculiar!) By the way, was that a scene from the movie, ‘THE BIG CHILL’?  And now that Helena has been sprung, how WILL she spring DADDY? Better yet, WHY WOULD she spring daddy?? She could certainly have her pick again, now. Tasha wants to use a lawyer that doesn’t want to protect her?  Is that anything like using a condom on a finger?  (to prevent pregnancy???) And  the, "quite VOCAL" Alice will stay on the DL??  (WITHOUT some kind of sex involved?) and even then, she just gets louder!heehee These and more questions will be asked next week, so tune in then…

UPCOMING EVENTS:

  • JANUARY-23-STEFF MAHAN @ BASEMENT 8PM
  • JANUARY-25-GIRL’S NIGHT OUT @ MAGGIANO’S @ 7PM (MEETUP.COM) NASHVILLE LESBIANS
  • JANUARY-26-SNOOKIE’S OLE WEST BIRTHDAY BASH (SADDLE UP EVERYONE!!)
  • JANUARY-26-MARY GAUTHIER & MINTO SPARKS @ OUTLOUD CAFE’ 8PM SILENT AUCTION @ 7PM
  • JANUARY-27-SINDY SCALFI RADIO TALK SHOW FOR DOG OWNERS 11AM WLAC CANINESANDGUARDIANS.COM
  • JANUARY-27-STEFF MAHAN @ 3RD AND LINDSLEY 8PM
  • JANUARY-29-SNOOKIE’S B/DAY!!YEA!!!