Val’s Voice (03/11/08)

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Well, the "ROCK N ROLL BIRTHDAY BASH" was quite fun. I must admit the costumes are getting more creative with every party. Although…there were a few "haters" in the crowd this time. But, then when you consider the fact that it was mostly rappers and punk rockers, well I guess that would explain that, right? However, the costume contest did get quite ugly to say the least, especially when Al won for pasting a sticker on herself that said, "Hi, I’m Val and I am one of the RUBBERBANDS!" (SUCK UP!!) 

Johnny Rotten was not happy at all, especially since she had spent SEVENTY DOLLARS for her costume. And, then NONE of them were too happy, when they saw the prizes for the costume contest either!  It just goes to show you that you can’t have a happy crowd when they are all ANGRY!!  I, on the other hand portrayed Janis Joplin, so I was a fun loving, peaceful junkie! (hey, at least I wasn’t mean!)  I am SURE I would have won the contest had I entered it. (but, I was afraid I would end up behind a dumpster somewhere!!)

Nissa (aka SIS VICIOUS) actually had a switch blade, numb chuck thing! (not to mention a microphone thing growing out of her pants) HUH?? And, poor Lil Tina (AKA CRAPPER jO) didn’t get NEARLY enough votes for all the pain she had to endure, while having corn rows put in her hair! Between her and FLAV, there was enough grill to cover the front of a dump truck. Then there was FIDDY CENT, who spent most of the night looking quite ‘uncomfortable’! But, when you consider having a 50 cent piece up your butt all night, I guess it is a little easier to understand. We held tryouts for a new RUBBERBAND (Oh yeah! We kicked Ms Brown out again) by playing Guitar Hero. We were about to hire FLAV when we realized she really could play sax. As everyone knows, the ‘pureness’ of the RUBBERBANDS is that we don’t play instruments. Be sure to check out the photos below or attached.

Did you hear that ROSIE is reaching out to Danny (the gay guy from AMERICAN IDOL) She has invited him to join them on their cruise ship and sing TAINTED LOVE. She thinks he is quite talented.


AND NOW A WORD ABOUT THE L -WORD…

Well, I feel like going on a camping trip after watching this episode, don’t you? See, what kind of SCARY TALES can be told around the campfire? And HOW do these women ride a 200 mile race without even preparing? Anyway, I can’t wait for next week when Kit is going to put it on the "she-bitches"! Will Adele finally reveal that she wants to become Jenny? Will Alice take a job at the NATIONAL ENQUIRER? Whatever happens next week, keep in mind this is the last episode, DAMN! It just seems to fly by doesn’t it? 


             
UPCOMING EVENTS:

  • MARCH 12-MICHAEL BUBLE’ @ SOMMET CENTER
  • MARCH-17-ST PATTY’S DAY
  • MARCH-21-MS BROWN’S BIRTHDAY!! YEA!! (I HOPE SHE DOESN’T TRY TO MOVE IN ON MY PARTY!) heehee
  • MARCH-21-GIRL’S NIGHT OUT @ Tangridi’s on Elliston Pl.7PM (See Us @ Meetup.com (Nashville Lesbians)
  • MARCH-28-R/BALL TOURNAMENT MARYLAND FARMS